It’s that time of year again, my friends… Cinco de Mayo is right around the corner!! Yes, I realize that no one in Mexico cares about Cinco de Mayo even a fraction as much as the entirety of #basicwhiteamerica (is that racist against my own …
Thank goodness for weekends, amiright? In an ideal world, all weekends would consist of three days, with beautiful weather the entire time. Or maybe two days of great weather and one shitty day, so that we can be productive and not feel bad about being …
I don’t care that the halfway point of the summer has come and gone (i.e., my family’s annual York Beach vacation) and Labor Day weekend is less than three weeks away. Do you hear me, Mother Nature/annoying men on the train talking about how the …